blond granny with long white beard is playing a guy

Snow had been steadily falling all day, gently coating the land in a blanket of pure white. Through the cold stillness came a strange sound, growing louder and more distinct until it became apparent - it was the laughter of an old blond granny with a long white beard. She was playing a young man, her eyes twinkling with mischievous glee. The young man couldn't help but be drawn in. His heart raced as he watched her get closer, her smooth skin contrasting starkly with her chalk-white beard. She was so tantalizingly close now he could feel the warmth emanating from her body. The granny reached out with her hand, inviting him to take it. He complied, trembling with anticipation, and as their fingers locked together, he felt an eruption of energy course through his body. They gazed deeply into each other's eyes, and in that moment, he knew he wanted this beautiful, wise, blond granny with the long white beard in his world forever.